Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-21-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Bill rambles about insulation, speeches, and news insanity.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.5	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday,
0:07.4	morning, podcast and I'm just checking in on you.
0:12.7	I'm just checking in on you and I'm not even gonna fucking sugar code it.
0:16.6	I am losing my fucking mind today.
0:21.5	Losing my fucking mind today.
0:24.3	Jesus Christ, just every fucking day.
0:26.6	I can't take a fucking day off.
0:31.2	I thought I had this, you know, my daughter.
0:34.8	It was at birthday yesterday, right?
0:36.5	Fourth birthday, so I made her this vanilla confetti cake.
0:39.5	I fucked the thing up.
0:40.8	I left the cakes in too long because she had come home with the cold.
0:46.6	I caught it from her and then we're like, oh, fuck do we have COVID?
0:51.4	So we get tested for COVID, rapid test.
0:56.1	It comes back negative, which I swear to God, I must have blown fucking two grand on those things.
1:04.9	It comes back negative.
1:05.9	Well, at least it's not that.
1:06.9	So now I'm feeling myself, I'm getting sick, but I got to make this fucking cake.
1:11.2	So it was like stick to cake in the oven, 30 to 35 minutes.
1:14.0	So I just set the time up on 32 and a half and I just took it out and I didn't even,
1:18.6	I should have checked.
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