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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-21-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the history of wedgies, potter's graves and Carolina's field.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.2

before Friday Monday morning podcast. I'm just checking in on you. Just

0:18.4

checking in on you. How are you? How's your week going? Oh, don't worry. It's

0:23.2

almost over. It's Thursday, right? Don't you get paid on Thursday back in the

0:27.6

day? You did. You get that fucking check, right? That little piece of paper,

0:31.8

what the numbers on it? Then you go down on the bank, you're fucking you're right on

0:35.5

the back, you stick at the machine, and then the numbers say you got this number,

0:39.2

right? It's just a bunch of numbers. So it is. So it comes down to...

0:48.2

Um, I'm actually, I'm in a great mood. I got a great night's sleep last night.

0:52.2

Uh, went out and visited some friends of mine and drove home about 80 miles an

0:57.5

hour, 85, sometimes 90. Oh, I was cruising. And even when you know they fixed

1:02.5

the highways at night, you know, which totally makes sense. You can't do it during

1:06.5

the day, but you always get mad at night. You're like, Jesus, fucking Christ.

1:10.6

Even if there isn't traffic, they got an adventure traffic jam.

1:14.7

Right, and you get all fucking mad because they're fixing a highway.

1:18.0

They're fucking one-thirty in the morning when you should be in bed, right?

1:21.8

When the fuck else are they going to do it? That's why I just kept telling myself,

1:24.4

because I was getting mad. You know, I'd be cruising along. This is fucking great.

1:28.8

This is great. Look at this. Flying down the fucking highway, 90 fucking miles an hour.

1:33.3

You should be able to do this all the time. 24, 7. Get the population down,

1:39.7

where whenever I fucking want, I can jump on the highway. Happy in five minutes. Oh, wow!

1:45.3

Right over, right? And then all of a sudden you come over the hill and you see that

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