Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

I'm just checking in on you. How are you? How's your week going? Oh, back to the grind. Huh? Back to the fucking grind. You too? Oh, yeah, I wish. How was your, how was your, uh, how was your time off?

Give a nice holiday. Did you? Did you? Did you? Oh, yeah? How old is she now? Really? Really? Can I check off door yet? Just kidding. I'll see you in a break. All right. Huh? You having those fucking conversations? Oh, the holidays are over and it's back to the grind sitting in traffic going to your cubicle. I think I'm going to kill my boss. If I don't drive into the wall, um,

I actually had a fucking panic attack, not a semi panic attack, sort of like I fucking nose dived into a bit of a depression. Just to just take another fucking year. Here we go. Here we go again. Here we fucking go again.

We have a mechanical problem with the aircraft. We're just going to pull over here on the tarmac. We have a landing light that is inoperable at this moment. We're going to sit tight here and wait till the mechanics come out here, which I do not have a estimated time on at this point. But we do get some information. We'll act in fact, he is soon. If he can add until then that once again, we apologize for the delay.

And just trying to sit back and relax, especially kid. I've got to try to keep the air on apologize. We get a little hot back there. Another fucking year of that. Another fucking year of that. The show's a great. It's the getting the getting to the show.

God, people taking their fucking shoes. Look, if you take your shoes off, you have socks on. I fucking get it. All right. Just don't rub your feet together. I've talked about it before. I just can you not rub your fucking feet together.

Foot foot foot foot foot foot. It fucking drives me nuts. That just just want to punch the back of the fucking chair.

Anyways, what is going on with me? I'm going to be on the call and cowherd show today, hyping. F is for family. I'm going into Netflix today. And we're going to do our little song and dance and pitch them our season arc for season two. Basically, that's what you do. After you do the first one, they go, yeah, it went pretty good. But now where are you going to go?

And then you got to get in there. He does it. She does that. Give us some more fucking money. Please. And I go, think about it.

Then you everybody walks out. I think they're good. You think we're good. I think we're good. I don't know. What should we hear Tuesday? When's the latest?

I want to thank everybody for flying a friend of skies here today. Fortunately, we're dealing with a little bit of weather in the Dallas Fort Worth area.

We're number 72 in line. Unfortunately, it's really nothing we could do here. Be patient. We're going to try to make up some time in the air. You're going to try to fly a little faster.

Burn a little more fuel. We can try to put our own hole in the ozone layer.

Another year or that. But you know, what else? Sometimes, you know, I don't know. Every once in a while, I just fucking drive down the street. I just see a homeless guy laying on the sidewalk sleeping.

You know, as much as uncomfortable as is, you just look at just like, you know, I would fucking love to do that right now.

Just pull over and lay down on the ground and take a fucking nap. Now, I don't want to live outside.

I know that that homeless guy is sleeping during the day because at night, that's when the people come up out of the sewer drains like in fucking escape from New York, you know, because they have to feed.

So when you're homeless, you got to be up at night. You know, a lot of people is taking a nap in the middle of the fucking afternoon. That's because at night, right?

These have been like a fucking, you know, a two by four fight fight not. Yeah, I like my box. Right. He's dealing with that shit.

So, but I like the nap part of it. I'm actually looking at the homeless guy's life the way a woman looks at a man's life.

Like that looks I want to do that. I don't want to pay the price for it, but I like that in my life. Equal rights.

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