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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning 11-17-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2022

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about turmeric, his bad swing, and old man bangs.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:04.4

just before just before Friday Monday morning podcast. What's going on? How are you?

0:12.3

I'm just checking in on you and all that bullshit. I think I'm finally getting over this

0:17.9

fucking whatever the hell I had. I think I had a touch of Ebola. You know what I mean?

0:23.8

We just do like a weach you shot a fucking weach you. I think I had a little fucking Ebola in there,

0:31.8

man. Stupid. I'm the worst when I get sick. I just keep, you know,

0:38.8

plowing ahead like an asshole. My wife just sits there going like, you need to lay down.

0:44.2

You need to lay down. You need to take this and just lay down. And then it like bothers me

0:48.7

because she's telling me what to do. Right? So then that's stupid part of my brain that doesn't

0:53.6

want to listen to people when they tell me what to do. Even if they're giving me good information

0:58.0

causes me to be like, I'm fine. I'm fucking fine. I can tell you this right now, man.

1:06.2

Don't ever have turmeric in your life and then go go commit a crime because you're going to leave

1:10.5

a fucking trail. I mean, that's shit. Just it ended up on my I had it down in the kitchen. It ended

1:17.0

up on my bathroom towel. I went on the internet and I got one of those stupid fucking, you know,

1:25.0

recipes, take some garlic and some lemon and some turmeric and some fucking honey. It's got to be

1:30.7

all natural honey. Make this concoction and ginger and boil it all up and all of this shit,

1:37.8

you know, oh no, I didn't do the turmeric one. I did the one with the orange. And then

1:42.6

I didn't see how it worked. Then somebody else made the turmeric one. And it's kind of

1:52.2

fucked it. I, well, I know what happened. I spilt a little on the floor and I just took,

1:58.0

I was in the bathroom because I went upstairs to drink it and then I put it on my towel and

2:01.0

it looked like my towel was glowing. I'm like, what is that? It looks like I have a highlight

2:05.4

on it. I found it. It's turmeric, which evidently is really good for your liver, especially after you

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