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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 10.12.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2023

⏱️ 98 minutes

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

0:29.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:47.0

Yo! How are you, man? I'm fantastic. How about yourself?

0:51.0

Great. You look good today. Thanks. Just in case somebody sees you.

0:55.0

I thought you might have thrown out. I was like, he's going to wear a dress shirt today.

0:59.0

Why is that? Oh, well, I'm going to have senior VPs in town.

1:03.0

I kind of staggered them, so I've got a slightly nicer dress shirt for tomorrow.

1:08.0

And then today I was like, yeah, I was getting ready. I was like, just in case.

1:11.0

I was looking at my email. I was like, oh, yeah, just in case. I'm going to put on a button up shirt.

1:15.0

I'm going to go there in the closet. I don't ever wear them to work, but maybe today.

1:18.0

I mean, I planned on it tomorrow, but last minute today I was like, yeah.

1:21.0

In case they call us down, I'm going to talk to us.

1:23.0

Or just in case you pass them in the hallway. You know, it's like, you don't want...

1:27.0

I don't know how you pick your poison. I go with a black t-shirt.

1:31.0

I do have a black sports coat in my car all times. You guys know that.

1:35.0

That I can throw on. If they're like, hey, we need to speak to you.

1:39.0

And it sounds like it's important. Yeah.

1:41.0

And then I always wear like, they're not like dress pants kind of, but they're...

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