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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 10.16.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Have we had enough time to come to a consensus about chiropractors? I say we all get adjustments and report back. *The best and worst NFL stadiums in the NFL. What grade does your team's stadium get? *Why is Slimfast suddenly obsessed with Tavis? He's thinking about them in bed at night. *Excluding athletes, who's the biggest celebrity residing in your hometown? *Doomscrolling!! Suzanne Summers passed away. Squash is finally coming to the Olympics! Best Buy says this is your last chance to buy Blu-Rays before they stop selling them in 2024. A teacher in Kansas was fired for making Tik Tok videos about his class. *A woman in South Carolina took down her Halloween decorations when she learned that her neighbor is dying of lung cancer. *When we get fired, could we get by on tips at Hooters? *Thanks for listening. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and remember to join us each weekday on twitch. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

0:29.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:48.0

Yo! What's going on, kid?

0:50.0

Not much. How are you?

0:51.0

Oh, I'm okay.

0:52.0

Good. Well, you just say just okay?

0:54.0

Yeah, well, you know, not going on.

0:56.0

A busy, busy life, busy weekend, like going on in life.

0:59.0

You've got a couple kids. They've got a lot of sports.

1:02.0

You know, stuff that comes with being a divorced dad.

1:07.0

Yeah, man. Yeah, keeps you young.

1:10.0

Or that, I meant you old. I'm not sure which one it is.

1:13.0

I think you look great. I think you seem great.

1:15.0

So I think it's keeping on your toes and you're doing great.

1:17.0

And the boys are doing good, right?

1:19.0

They seem to be.

1:20.0

And sports are going well.

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