Thursday, 08.29.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2024
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
*Why aren't kids going to school?
*Whaddya bench?
*The surgeon general warns that being a dad is hard
*Talk about a crappy corporate retreat!
*Parents across the country begin to ask for more safety precautions
*Nikki Glaser is having a very good year and she deserves it
*Need a used truck? Armie Hammer will give you deal on his late model Sierra. He just needs some gas money for his new hybrid.
*Leave a one-star review, get a brick through your window.
*Dying alone at home and no one noticing is about as bad as it gets. But dying at your cubicle in a busy office and no one noticing for four days is as bad as it gets.
*The likelihood that you'll die as the result of a mosquito review is virtually 100%.
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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.2 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:30.0 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord |
| 0:38.0 | when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 0:44.0 | the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo! |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! |
| 0:50.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:51.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:52.0 | How are you? I'm great. Good. Well, I guess that about does it then, huh? |
| 0:57.0 | Okay. Who did we mention today? Have a good show. What did you do last night? Tell me about your life. |
| 1:05.5 | I didn't do much. The kids are good? Yeah, everybody's good. My old's been sick for a while. |
| 1:11.7 | Oh, he's been out of school. |
| 1:13.0 | Well, uh, isn't that a thing like all parents say that as soon as school starts, somebody |
| 1:19.2 | gets sick? |
| 1:20.2 | Yeah, all the time. |
| 1:21.2 | Like all the kids are back together. |
| 1:23.0 | And then parents get sick. |
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