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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 08.30.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

*College football is here! It's that time of year when Lazlo asks Slim if he watched the MU game and Slim comes up with a new excuse each week.

*Things that become suspicious when someone gets too good at them.

*MU and KU both won last night. Now, what's with all these changes in the 2024 season?

*We're finally getting a Steve Harvey biopic!

*There's a story in the news involving Snowcone's favorite subject matter. 

*Oh. My. God. The infamous Hip Hop Pigs have been found!

*Some kids sell candy bars to raise money for baseball. Some kids sell stolen rocks to raise money for their own greed. Some kids sell homemade ice cream that could make people sick and then cry on tv when the health department does their job.

*It doesn't happen often but sometimes Lazlo's predictions turn out to be flops. 

*Does Ryan Gosling have true star power or does he just star in movies?

*An Australian boss is getting roasted online for trying to give his employees a nice place to work. 

Thanks for listening to the podcast. Don't forget to check out this week's episode of Toxic & Problematic, available Sat 8/31. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 1p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great weekend and we'll see you Monday. 

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the week through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:22.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:29.0

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.0

And you will know my name is the Lord

0:37.0

when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:40.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasla has begun.

0:47.0

Yo!

0:48.0

Yo! What's up?

0:49.0

You good-looking son of a bitch?

0:51.0

How are ya?

0:52.0

I'm good man. how about miz well I know what's what this is going to lead to it's going to lead to you asking me if I crushed them well yeah they crushed them I mean what

1:04.7

did you expect why you know you never know you don't you that's why they play the

1:09.9

game well actually one of my first questions was going to be

1:13.2

Laslo. Why do these teams take this money to allow their players to be so

1:19.1

humiliated? Yeah, because for the money. But do, but these kids don't sign up to play football for this they know they're playing

1:26.6

football and it's going to make a bunch of money for the school and before

1:30.0

especially for name him is likeness they knew we're making them rich we don't get anything

1:33.7

but I mean I think the players are like why are we doing this well maybe but I think if you're

1:40.8

a college football player at any level, then you're a start.

1:44.0

You are an athlete.

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