Thursday 08.08.24
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2024
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
*We're on 98.9 The Rock now. So that's pretty cool.
*Slim begs Lazlo not to ruin another round of engagement photos.
*Astronauts are stuck in space until 2025 because they hitched a ride on the wrong rocket.
*A Russian chess player is accused of competing in a very Russian way.
*A crocodile man raped and killed dogs. Feed him to the crocs.
*A 46-year-old man decided to go around town rigging toilet seats to explode.
"Incompetent sex". Don't know if it's a reason for divorce but it's a decent band name.
*Construction workers are the happiest and "garbage people" are the richest.
*Shocking new study! Money makes you happy! More money makes you happier!
*A couple of teen wanna-be-ISIS members caused T-Swift to cancel shows in Austria.
Thanks for listening to the podcast! And thank you to 98.9 The Rock for giving us an awesome new home! Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC at check out! Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through |
| 0:16.4 | the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.4 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.4 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslau has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Hey, yo. |
| 0:50.0 | Yo! Droop my man? |
| 0:51.0 | Nothing. |
| 0:52.0 | How are you? Anything going on? |
| 0:53.0 | No? Not really. You? |
| 0:55.0 | No? Same old, same old? |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | Sometimes that's good. You know? |
| 0:59.0 | It is. |
| 1:00.0 | Well, I mean, just a little change, like, so... I don't know if you guys know this or not, but, |
| 1:05.0 | uh, the sports station, |
| 1:08.0 | 6-10 sports? |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah, I know that station. |
| 1:11.0 | They have like Cody and Gold on it I think. Yeah. |
| 1:15.0 | They seem like good guys. Yeah. They're going to be on 96-5. So... I don't know if you know this right now, but right now we're on 989 the rock |
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