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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday 08.09.24

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

*Lazlo still suffers PTSD from being bullied in grade school.

*Things men wish women knew about them...sexually. 

*New body cam footage from the attempted Trump assassination. 

*Noah Lyels had COVID while competing. 

*An athlete drowned at the CrossFit games. 

*A woman was killed in Chicago when she decided to take a ride on a luggage carrousel. 

*The Fugees said they had to cancel their tour because everyone kept saying they were going to cancel their tour. 

*Snowcone explains how to dominate another person.

ChatGPT is coming for Snowcone's job. 

*Lazlo's got your lock of the week. 

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-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

 

www.lazlo.church 

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Yo, hey, did you get that tree taken on? I got it. What?

0:04.4

Because you got I know I got a tree in the front yard. You said you were going to help me out.

0:08.0

Gonna help you out. You got to send me some pictures. I send you a picture,

0:11.3

God damn it. I got a guy. It only took me like three years, but I finally found a tree.

0:16.4

Your tree is like way smaller than mine. Mine was massive, huge, and it was hanging over a bunch

0:21.1

of power lines. You're just sitting out there in their front yard.

0:23.6

Yours should be easy.

0:24.7

But yes, Heartland, roof, and tree.

0:27.4

Heartland roof and tree?

0:28.7

Yeah, they do both.

0:29.9

So this is the thing.

0:30.9

So, yeah, so my thing is like, not only, so this guy came out and took a look at it and I told you I've had multiple people who were like,

0:38.3

yeah, too close power lines could do it.

0:39.6

Or they were just like, yeah, $10,000, whatever's like, okay, well I guess a lot of fall in my house finally it was buddy who

0:45.8

had texted me you know buddy he texted me said hey I know a guy who's got a

0:50.3

tree removal company you should call him I'm like yeah I don't think it's

0:54.2

gonna work because I've had quite a few people out but he came out and sure shit got it

0:58.6

done whole thing's gone all I got left now is a stumped in my back.

1:03.0

Heart, Heartland, roof and tree.

1:04.8

How do I Google it?

1:05.8

Just email him Heartland roofer, R-O-O-F-E-R,

1:08.9

Heartland roofer at gmail.

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