Thursday, 05.11.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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5 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
The Chiefs will open the 2023 NFL season at home against The Lions! It's The Church of Lazlo Bowl!! *Everyone is all worked up about Robert Deniro having a baby at 79 but we say that baby is lucky. *A man died after a "DIY masturbation" session went wrong. *What is SHIEN and how do you pronounce it? *Doomscrolling!! George Santos is more defiant than a 1st grader swearing his dog ate his homework. Trump calls the Jan 6th riot a beautiful day during a CNN town hall. A woman who wrote a book for her children about how to deal with the death of their father, has been charged with murdering their father. Beetlejuice 2 is officially happening. The FDA unanimously voted to make certain oral birth control available over the counter with no age restrictions. A St Louis man says American Airlines lost his prosthetic leg worth $26k and refuses to reimburse him. *Snowcone has a game! Gues That Streaming Service Login Sound!! We need to work on the name. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend or two and remember to come hang out with us on twitch every weekday afternoon from 2-6p central. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.
-Everybody Wang Chung!!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:48.0 | Yo, yo, what's going on? |
| 0:50.0 | Well, a lot. How are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm great, man. Good. Glad to hear it. |
| 0:53.0 | Snow cone. Good. |
| 0:54.0 | Good. Great. Excellent. |
| 0:56.0 | Why do you say a lot's going on? |
| 0:57.0 | It was a lot going on. The NFL schedule was very interesting. |
| 0:59.0 | What about that? |
| 1:00.0 | We teased it yesterday. |
| 1:01.0 | Church of Lazlo bold. |
| 1:02.0 | I know. I mean, the first game of the season, Thursday, September 7th. |
| 1:07.0 | You got to go? |
| 1:08.0 | It's only a matter of weeks. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, I mean, it's nice. I like to. |
| 1:11.0 | Lions at chiefs. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. |
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