The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun.

Yo, my name is SlimFast.

Lazlo is out today.

We don't have wireless internet in the studio at the moment.

So sorry if you're looking for us on Twitch, we're trying to get it up and running.

But I don't know if it's going to start working out.

There's really nobody here.

Our Wi-Fi has been terrible.

It's been bad, but now it's so bad that we can't literally get it open.

So hopefully we'll get on Twitch.

I twitch that TV slash Church of Lazlo.

Hopefully we'll be up and running on there soon.

But it is Friday and with Lazlo not being here, we're going to do some older stuff.

And I think one of the first things we're going to do actually isn't that old.

This was just from a couple of weeks ago.

It was a discussion about the what you do if you were the last person on Earth.

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