Thursday, 04.13.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
This show runs like a scalded dog! We need more idioms in our lives and southerners seem to have the best catalog. *What is the worst pain a human can experience? Childbirth? Kidney stones? We let the internet be the judge. *Who was the weird kid at your school? What about the kid you knew would end up in prison? Everybody remembers those kids. If you don't, perhaps that kid was you. *Doomscrolling!! HBO is no more?? They may have caught the guy who leaked classified documents on discord. Juul is still around and they're still being sued. The NYPD is going full Black Mirror. *When someone knocks on your front door, do you answer it or hide? *Traffic tickets, leaky roofs, broken air conditioners, why is adulting such a pain in the ass? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please tell a friend or two and don't forget to visit our website www.lazlo.church for merch and links. Chat with us after hours on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and remember you can watch us record the podcast live every weekday afternoon at twitch.tv./churchoflazlo Have a great night and we'll see you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:41.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloth has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | What's going on, man? |
| 0:51.0 | How are you? Good. |
| 0:53.0 | Did you get pulled over again since I last saw him? |
| 0:55.0 | I did not, so I'm excited. |
| 0:57.0 | That's good news. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.0 | Did you have to drive the Missouri again yesterday? |
| 1:01.0 | I know you had a game last night. |
| 1:02.0 | No. |
| 1:03.0 | Okay. |
| 1:04.0 | All right. |
| 1:05.0 | No. |
| 1:06.0 | No, no. |
| 1:07.0 | I didn't get pulled over either. |
| 1:08.0 | When we left yesterday, I don't know if you guys were thinking it's all I thought about. |
| 1:10.0 | I was like, dude, now it's just we're all going to get pulled over. |
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