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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Common Scams That We All Fall For

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

Yo. Yo. What's going on? Not much. How about yourself? I'm great, man. I think weekend plan. Yeah. I got baseball games out the ass. How many?

0:10.9

Like you got multiple games each day. Well, I got one tonight. Okay. So Chacho plays tonight

0:17.1

And then euro plays tomorrow morning. Okay. And then Chacho plays tomorrow night. Wow. And then Chacho will have at least one game Sunday. Good grief. So one, two, three, four. Yeah.

0:30.0

Plus, whatever. If he wins, he can't. Oh, it's like a playoff type situation. Yeah. So Sundays in tournament baseball.

0:38.5

Like the first, it's really like the world baseball class. The first two games are pool play.

0:43.8

And then on Sunday, they schedule. If you win, you move on. You win, you move on. Okay. So you got to win three games on Sunday to win the championship.

0:50.7

And is this team good? I mean, so they won one game out of their three last weekend. Okay. But they're pretty close in the other two. I think they're okay. So they got a shot.

1:07.3

Yeah. And I mean, the team that they played was like a traveling team from Minnesota. So they must have been pretty good. And yeah, Chacho walked one off against them. So they just travel on the weekends and then go play tournaments. Yeah. Man. Oh, man. I was never.

1:19.6

Like I had to book a hotel room for Chacho today. Did you ever have sports that you traveled for when you were a kid? No. Yeah, me neither. I'm sure there was.

1:26.3

No, I think about it. I think there was two. I think there were kids. It was there was a team that was like an all-American hockey team. I think they traveled.

1:33.3

I think they were. I just think my dad didn't who was a sports guy. So he didn't know. Yeah. Speaking of sports, I don't have been paying that much attention to baseball. I check the scores for my team every day.

1:44.1

But I see that. Well, I'd been seeing actually for a while that O'Tampa is the only team left.

1:50.4

Defeated and then they were talking about Oh Tampa beat their own record for a starting season. And then I saw that

1:56.6

last night they tied the league record and they're now 13 and only. I drive into right center field. This should do it. Would you believe 13 and 0 to start the year?

2:06.6

The Tampa Bay Rays have swept the Boston Red Sox for an arrow and they tie a major league record by starting the new season.

2:14.7

13 wins in a row. I wish I'd bet at the beginning of the year that Tampa would go 13 and 0.

2:22.8

Did anyone know that they were going to be good? They're always good. Okay, like they just have like

2:27.3

competitive. Yeah, they don't spend a ton of money, but they get good players. They make great moves. Like if you listen to baseball guys talk about Tampa. They're like, that's how you do it.

2:36.2

Okay. Well, if you want to be competitive year in and year out and not spend Yankees money, you can do it. You just have to have smart people.

2:44.4

And there's only they don't spend. They don't spend as little as the royals, but. But they're not spending Yankee money. Right. And still they get and play offs getting the world series. Like, you know,

2:52.8

so I assume the people that are running the team have been there for a while.

2:56.8

I'm that I would think so, but I don't know for sure. But who if they if somebody left to go somewhere else, whoever they got after, I was good.

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