The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo!

What's going on?

Nothing. How are you?

I'm good.

Good. Glad to hear it.

How could be a dumpster fire day, Bandit. What's wrong?

It's nice out.

Some guy on Twitch Bandit.

It's nice.

You're having a dumpster fire day. I was like, I know sometimes we watch people talk on this thing.

They chat. I know that dude had sex with his girlfriend's sister or something.

So I figure it's just one of those guys, man. Yeah. When you have sex with a girlfriend's sister, you put yourself in a real category.

But look, I'm not judging.

I've just never had a girlfriend with a sister.

I was going to say maybe the opportunity just presented itself, because I don't think I've ever had an opportunity.

...