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The Doom Scroll begins now. Yo! Yo! The news. Well, the tariffs, more of the tariffs went into effect. What is this? Steel and aluminum, right? I think with Canada. And those Canadians, they want you to know they're ready for a fight. So get this. I heard this yesterday. I don't know what the polling would be today.

I heard of Trump said he likes, what's his name? The new guy? The guy from Windsor.

Oh, Ford? Yeah, he like, he said, he's a strong guy. I didn't see that. I'll kick his ass, but I like it. There's like some like, you know, like, uh, respect for the, like for guys just talking huge crap, right? Yeah, yeah. Like, I'll turn off your power. Yeah, I'll take me a ass. I'll make you know. But I respect you. They're both just looking across and seeing each other. I'll turn off your power, you bitch. But this seems to be the Canadian thing now that's come together on social media. Canadians are saying, we're not going to be nice.

We have a reputation of being nice.

We're not being nice this time. I saw the new prime minister or whatever said, don't mistake our kindness or weakness.

Yeah.

And I saw a poll that said 83% of Americans consider Canada a close ally.

Okay?

Yeah.

Makes sense. In Canada right, in Canada right now,

right, I was like, who are those other people? In Canada right now, it was 30-some percent

consider America, a close ally. Wow. I mean, we attacked them. Attacked them. They beat us in hockey,

the sons of bitches. What do you want us to do? Well, maybe if they, you know, hadn't won that stupid hockey game or decided to have that stupid hockey game, maybe none of this would be going on. Americans don't like to lose stuff like that. We've got to make up some ground now. He can't be losing to Canada. He can lose a Canada on hockey. So Trump said that he wants to annex them. Would that be the worst thing for them? President, Governor? Yes. So what? You know, he's joking. And he attacked them with tariffs. Yeah. Well, they're attacking us back. Right. With all their tariffs. Now they're not buying any American products. How are we supposed to boycott Canadian products? We've been over this. What the hell do they make? We don't know.

They get to boycott Coca-Cola and all these great, iconic American brands,

and we get to boycott certain kinds of syrup from the grocery store. It's not fair. The way's perception of Canadians is that we are nice, but we also don't let ourselves be steamrolled. Taking effect today, Canada's new 25% tariffs on more than $20 billion worth of U.S. goods.

Retaliation for the Trump administration's effect today, Canada's new 25% tariffs on more than $20 billion worth of U.S. goods.

Retaliation for the Trump administration's steel and aluminum duties.

It's on. I am shopping anything but USA.

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