The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlos begun.

Yo! What's going on? Not much, how are you?

I'm great, man. Good, glad to hear it.

At twitch.tv slash church of Lazlos, someone who refers themselves as sphincter guard.

Says they paid for the first camp girl yesterday, not worth it, in my opinion, four out of ten.

Oh, no, I was about to give you a round of applause for what happens.

You know, that's just buyer's remorse, my friend.

Oh, yeah, probably. That's what it is.

Combires remorse. Those buyers remorse after that kind of.

You're like, really? Did I just do that?

Yeah, I can. I'm shameful.

It was too expensive.

Can you give us a round of applause?

Shameful. Right.

But you still gave it a four.

That means, you know, that it was enjoyable.

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