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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Back From Spring Break

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:12.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:19.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:24.0

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

0:31.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:35.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

0:42.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun.

0:49.0

Yo! What's going on, man? Hey, not much are you? I'm good. Good to be back. Yeah, how was your break? It was good, you?

0:56.0

It was good. It didn't go anywhere. We neither. But I got stuff done. I was going to go places when I got a sick kid.

1:02.0

Yeah, how's he doing? He's fine. Okay. He was sick. My whole time was spring break with him and then his mother came and picked him up.

1:09.0

I'm like, how do you feel? He's like, perfect. I'm like, of course, man. Right. I was a little worried. They're like, the man.

1:15.0

You know, you've made fun of me for so many years about the scarlet fever thing. I hope this isn't scarlet.

1:20.0

I know, but that's what it is. Like I had strapped and then it turned into scarlet fever. I was like, Oh, God, he's, he's joked around about it for so many years coming back.

1:27.0

Put it in the universe. Socks on his hands. Yeah. It's going to come back to get him. But it is, you know, I guess we had sort of decent weather, whatever.

1:33.0

So that was nice. And then right finally, like, just that stuff that, you know, because it feels like winters over.

1:39.0

That stuff that piles up that you need to do. I assume, I don't know. I mean, I know you have someone like you pay someone to clean occasionally.

1:46.0

But like, just stuff that's dirty. It needs to be picked up. The basement needs to be cleaned. My yard was a mess. Right.

1:52.0

So rented a truck from home depot. Oh, man, all that stuff. It felt good to get something done.

1:57.0

You should talk to the guys. That's Klon man. I know. I know. I know. I know this weekend. I know my long guy quit.

2:02.0

You need a long guy. I do. I do. I need one. I need to contact them. I just showed up.

2:08.0

All of a sudden I looked outside, mulch around all my trees. Look good. Yeah.

2:12.0

Man, I had a guy doing that for like 10 years. And then one day he's like, Hey, Reed.

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