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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 01.19.23

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2023

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Did Shakira catch her man cheating because of some missing fruit jam? What's the craziest way you caught someone or got caught cheating? I know we've done this before but we like to ask Snowcone this question. *Is it possible? Does Slimfast have a crazy story from his past that he's never shared with Lazlo? It sure seems that way and it's a doozy. Let's call it, "Wasted Opportunity, Wasted Threesome, Wasted Youth". *Five things you should never do at a restaurant. It's really four things you shouldn't do and one thing that has never happened anywhere ever anyway. *Doomscrolling!! Mystery surrounds an American lawyer's death in Mexico. Alec Baldwin has been charged with manslaughter. Instagram cares about teen mental health. Flo Rida is having an even better week than usual. Bank of America customers had some money go missing but there doesn't appear to be anyone at fault. *Stephen A Smith apologized for his comments about Rihanna but we can't tell whether or not any of this is real. *Are TJ and Amy from GMA really getting fired over a consensual affair? *You order a McMuffin but you get a couple of grand in '20s. What do you do? *Thanks for listening to the podcast! It would mean a lot if you could share this show with someone. We'd also love to have you swing by our website www.lazlo.church and don't forget to watch and interact with us live every weekday at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day!

-Everybody Wang Chung!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.0

And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger.

0:30.0

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.0

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.0

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlos begun.

0:47.0

Yo! How are you?

0:50.0

I'm great.

0:51.0

Great! How about you?

0:52.0

I've never been better, man.

0:53.0

Good. Glad to hear it.

0:54.0

I got you your stuff.

0:55.0

Thank you.

0:56.0

I got some news.

0:57.0

I need to get snow going some too.

0:59.0

How could I?

1:00.0

From Go-packs.

1:01.0

Yes.

1:02.0

We got some Go-packs.

1:03.0

Yeah, we got some Mitra Go-packs here.

1:04.0

You just need to get yourself a bottle of water.

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