If you're waking up listening to RMG right now and you're laying next to a hideous beast,

nudge, doji, and tell her she's going to be late for work.

Here we go.

Welcome back to Rofers Morning Glory. Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.

The news, what do you have on the way, do she?

A bunch of Hallmark Channel stars got together to provide a message to the public.

I'm going to have it for you and tell you why they're doing

this next. All right, we'll get to that in just a moment. Snitser Trump sent the text. Testosterone

replacement therapy drastically improved my energy levels and mood after two months of starting

into it. Look into it, Rover. You should. I did ask my doctor about it because once you start that though, that's it, man. You got to keep doing that. Your testosterone? Your balls are going to stop. Now, I don't know if that's an old wife's tale. Who knows? Doctors, I don't know what they know these days. They just tend to Google stuff, but... You're not going to have kids, so does it matter? I don't want to be, I don't want to turn it.

If I get off of a testosterone shot, however often you'd have to do that, I don't want to, let's say I stopped doing it.

I don't want to regress to an even girlier man than I already am.

And here's somebody that says, wait a second, this, that girl who called in her future husband was mad about someone saving her life and cutting her shirt off.

Who was she married to? Skinny?

Well, it does sound a lot like Crystal's boyfriend who got very upset that Crystal one time, I forget what Jeffrey did.

What do you feel her up or something?

He motorboated me.

A motorboater, remember?

Motorboated her as part of a bit on the show.

And Crystal's boyfriend was very upset in the Crystal, of course, has to start crying.

Remember the crisis that we had to live through at that time?

Seems so ridiculous now, doesn't it?

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