THURS PT 3: Can Rover list the ten commandments?

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Texas passed a law about displaying the ten commandments in the classroom. Can Rover list the ten commandments? France is trying to scrub the video of the French President Macron being pushed in the face from the internet. Krystle likes Candace Owens.

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0:00.0	How is listening to RMG better than sex?
0:04.2	Well, it lasts for four hours instead of four minutes.
0:07.7	You can do it on the bus, and you never have to sit in the wet spot.
0:13.0	Welcome back to Rover's Morning Glory. The shizzy is coming up in a moment.
0:30.7	What do you have on the way to do?
0:32.0	Tinder is trying to rebrand itself.
0:35.1	I'll tell you to what and why. Also, I have an artist that makes history,
0:40.8	the first artist in history that claims the entire top 10 of a song chart. I'll tell you who that is
0:48.9	next. All right, we'll get to that in just a moment. Here, someone who sent me a text message. Using
0:52.7	common sense, the guy who was shot and killed in National Park,
0:57.0	didn't know it was the same girl that accused him of rape in 2017.
1:00.9	She gets a bunch of tattoos, changes their look.
1:04.0	He probably subscribed to her only fans.
1:05.9	He then realized who it was right before he got shot when she told him.
1:11.5	I don't think so.
1:13.0	I think you show up at the National Park and you see her and you don't immediately go,
1:19.9	oh yeah, that's a girl.
1:20.9	Yeah, sure, she got some tattoos, but you would know that that's the same girl.
1:27.0	Also, Rover, a life sentence depends on the jurisdiction
1:30.0	somebody says wendy says rover you're wrong about life being life all i watch is true
1:37.4	crime and life without parole is life but people are sentenced to life all the time and they get
1:43.0	out on parole.
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