THURS FULL SHOW: What time does JLR go to sleep, Rover has a zit on his ass, and Duji has a frozen embryo

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Summary

Rover talks too quietly. Charlie watched Freddy Got Fingered. A 5-way tie. What time does JLR go to sleep? A man shares his Buzz Ball with a Cooper's Hawk. A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant. Rover was reading an article about competitive cheer being a toxic environment for kids. How much has Duji spent on competition dance? Does having children make you happier? Duji says she would be the surrogate for Rover and B2. Duji has a frozen embryo. Will Rover buy tickets for the soccer game coming to Cleveland?

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0:00.0	Good morning. What's happening? It is Thursday, February 26th, 2020. Good morning. It's Rovers. Morning. Glory. I'm Rover. Doosie is here.
0:12.4	Good morning, sir. Charlie is here. Hi. Snitzer is here. Amen.
0:19.0	Crystal is here. Good morning.
0:21.6	And Mr. Jeffrey Allen LaRocke
0:24.8	is in the fart box.
0:26.7	Yo. He's out of breath.
0:30.1	Why?
0:31.1	What were you doing?
0:33.7	Get my coffee,
0:35.0	plugging into the auxiliary imperial
0:36.9	network and had to take the board out of queue so I can hear you guys. What? All right. Well, you're with us as well. 866, yo rover. 866-967-6837. That's how you reach your show. Give us a call at that number. You can text us at that number. That comes into the studio in real time. But the best way, give us a call 866-967-6837. I will get to your email here in just a
1:03.3	moment. I was, I can't see anybody. Dozy, please Don't flash me today because I cannot see it here.
1:14.4	You can do it to RMGTV, but unfortunately I would be unable to see it.
1:18.8	I'm unable to see anybody today since there must have been updating some firmware or something like that.
1:24.9	But I woke up this morning and uh as a typical you know one of
1:32.7	those one of those days woke up this morning and immediately first thing i get out before i even get
1:37.6	out of bed i go oh man my stomach this is not going to be good and it uh it necessitated uh a trip downstairs to the bathroom
1:49.6	and the trip took quite a while so i was unable to unable to leave by the time i needed to
1:57.6	leave but hey would you eat something risky yesterday no no that's the thing i
2:03.4	i had some cheez-its when i got into bed um maybe bed cheeses i take a i have a little container
2:14.3	of cheeses and pretzels that B2 gives me because I take at night
2:19.2	when I go to bed and when I wake up in the morning I take some
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