Throwing Up on Hotel Floor Prank Call

Friday Night Cranks

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2014

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Jared prank calls a hotel saying he threw up all over the floor in the hallway. The guy on the phone is so awesome.

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0:00.0	The desk I may help you.
0:04.0	Hello.
0:06.0	Hello, hi. Is this the front desk?
0:10.0	Yes it is. How may I help you?
0:12.0	I had a question. I had a little too much to drink and I accidentally threw up a little bit in my hallway so I was just calling to let you now
0:20.8	because I can't make it back down to the front desk to tell you.
0:23.6	Okay, what room number is this, sir?
0:27.6	I'm not in a room. I was leaving a friend's room and now I'm on the floor.
0:31.6	Okay, where sir? Which floor, sir?
0:34.6	Uh, whichever one has an ice machine. Well, they all have ice machine, sir.
0:39.3	Oh, damn it.
0:41.3	What was your friend's last name, sir?
0:43.3	His first name is John.
0:49.3	Sir, can you see a room door at all?
0:51.3	I'm looking face down at the floor, and I must say your carpets are pretty nice.
0:58.0	Okay, sir.
1:00.0	What would be the last name, sir?
1:03.0	My last name is Collinsworth.
1:06.0	Okay, no, but what's the name of your friend, sir?
1:09.0	His name is John, and my last name's Collinsworth.
1:12.6	Oh, I know, sir, but I need to find out which floor you're on, sir.
1:16.6	You said you're near an ice machine.
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