Good evening, my name is Maurice. I'm happy tonight.

Hi, I was speaking to somebody before and I think we got disconnected, so I called back.

I'm sorry. Sorry, you lost connection with one of our reps.

You more than have to help you, though. What's the phone number to pull up your account?

Okay, well, my question with the other person was I go to college.

My name's Donald, and you said your name was Roy?

Maurice.

Maurice.

Okay, sorry, I apologize.

So I go to Fairfield University, and I can't get the chess channel, and I spoke to my RA,

and he said to call you guys to see why and the other person I

spoke to we got disconnected before he could tell me why you said the chess channel

mm-hmm because because I'm the president of the chess club here okay and and I can't get

this chess channel.

So how am I supposed to learn all the ways to use your night effectively?

I wasn't aware we have, I don't believe we have a chess channel at all, so.

Is that like a community channel with your college?

I, no, no, I don't think so.

And I heard that there was going to be a program hosted by John,

and he's the best chess player ever,

and he was supposed to show everybody how to use your rook to make it so you're not a rookie.

Chess, chess pun, chess pun.

...