I didn't even start masturbating until I was probably in my early 20s.

But you used to hump your dolls.

Oh, well, okay, I'll take that back.

And the couches.

That's okay.

Yeah, okay, you're right.

But full on like, oh.

Full on, like using toys and, you know.

Before the dolls.

I was probably 20, 21. But, yeah, when I was a kid, I hump my dolls. And I would full on orgasm, too. I remember the first time I noted I was probably seven. Holy shit. And every time I tell people that, I've had a lot of people be like, oh, like, you know, were you sexually abused? Because a lot of kids, you know. Yeah. And I wasn't. That's just naturally what I felt like doing to my dolls.

Yeah.

So that's how you played with your dolls.

I'm going to go play with my dolls.

You're just 24-7. I'm going to play with my dolls. You have to go play with my dolls. I just 24-7 yeah I'm gonna play with my dolls I'll be in the back you know

I did I humped them and I would full on I remember I was about seven years old and I had no idea I was

busting a nut or what that was but I knew it you know I was like felt great you know do you remember

the doll the name yeah her name was Bonnie and she was, I've never told anybody this. The only person I've ever told this is Greg. I told him this probably when we first started dating, and he still to this day makes fun of me. He'll just, I'll be sitting there watching TV, and he'll walk by and go, oh, Bonnie. I go, fuck you, man man busting nuts on bonnie

that should be a segment

busting nuts on bonnie

but i was and she wasn't like a plastic doll

she was a stuffed like a stuffed doll

that she looked like a doll

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