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We're going viral.

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We're going viral.

Hello, everyone, and thank you for joining us on another installment of our podcast, The Viral Podcast.

I'm your host, Chelsea Lynn.

I'm your host, Paige Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, ding, ding.

Sorry, I got a little muffled there because we had just filmed an episode of Slits.

So my brain was going to say Slits only, and then I had to change it real quick to the varipa. That's why I messed up there. But thank you guys for being here. Thanks for clicking on, dude. Clicking and sticking. Thank you for clicking and thank you for sticking. Sticking around and being vertical. And if you're not vertical, if you are permanently not vertical, that's okay too. And if you're not vertical if you are permanently not vertical that's okay too

and if you're not here yeah we don't like you do a little just try to be here when you're not here

even if you're here in spirit well we need you here physically because you're not here

i wish that people that um dead could listen, you know.

I bet they are.

I know, but I wish they counted as a download on Spotify.

They're listening, but it does not count as a download.

So technically, are they listening?

No, because no clout, no listens.

What if you think of people up there and they're like, man, we want to listen to something good? And they're, and, you know, God or whoever, Joseph, whoever's up there. And they're like, oh, what do you want to list to? And like, well, you just listen to this podcast called the Vara podcast. And they're, and they're like, they listen to that in hell. Oh, no. You think they're like they listen to that in hell oh no you think they're

listening to us up in heaven dude yeah everywhere because we're trying to take over the world and

i agree and we're good people the galactic angles mm-hmm what's like intergalactic and

what's what are those words alien outer space alien intergalactic and what are those words? Alien.

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