Three Words: Exploding Hammer Festival

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica RISKED THEIR LIVES for this podcast. The studio may be closed, but nothing, not even a quarantine, could stop JRVP. Recorded from Anthony's penthouse, they discuss life on lockdown, blood dripping down walls, Smurf festivals, and a "beautiful story". Gregg pitches Comedy Central on sending JRVP to Mexico for an exploding hammer festival.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central!
0:02.7	BAM!
0:04.7	Welcome to episode 64 of the Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project, Jeremy.
0:11.0	Junior Vice President.
0:12.3	It is totally insane to me that the world has stopped spinning and yet we are still doing
0:16.6	a podcast.
0:30.0	Are we waiting for the appropriate amount of time for the music to be over?
0:34.5	Yeah, well yeah, peak behind the curtain.
0:36.7	We actually don't hear the song in our ears right now but I could hear it and don't you
0:41.0	know how it flows?
0:42.0	You were certainly dancing.
0:43.0	Anthony Jessel Nick, my friend and we've been through a lot together Anthony, 20 plus
0:50.6	years of friendship but we've never been through a pandemic together so I'm happy to be
0:56.0	sharing it with you and our producer Erica here.
0:59.0	Yeah, we are doing this episode live but not in the studio.
1:02.4	The studio has been shut down.
1:03.8	The entire building, the entire Viacom building has been shut down and they said we could
1:08.3	do it remotely.
1:09.3	Erica has the technology to do it so we could all be separate but I insisted on making
1:14.0	them come into my place and do it together because it's more fun.
1:19.8	It's still, again, it feels weird to be doing this but we are so goddamn bored that we
1:25.7	decided to risk our lives to get together and talk about really stupid stories and recommend
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