Spaceturbation
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | BAM! |
| 0:03.6 | Welcome to episode 63 of The Jettelnick and Rosenthal Vanity Project. |
| 0:09.2 | Jeremy Payne. |
| 0:10.2 | Junior Vice President. |
| 0:11.2 | You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, stirring them up, pouring into a hot |
| 0:16.0 | pan, letting it slidify, flipping it a couple of times, adding some cheese, peppers, maybe |
| 0:21.0 | some onions and ham, then folding the whole thing in half and putting it on the plate. |
| 0:27.4 | Mmm! |
| 0:28.4 | I'm hungry for omelets. |
| 0:38.3 | I would love to have that omelet. |
| 0:42.9 | I didn't know Anthony Justinick was such a chef. |
| 0:46.4 | Do you make any food? |
| 0:47.4 | You don't cook it. |
| 0:48.4 | Come on. |
| 0:49.4 | I make oatmeal for myself. |
| 0:50.4 | I eat it up frozen pizzas. |
| 0:52.4 | Cut your ear off. |
| 0:53.4 | Isn't that what happened? |
| 0:55.4 | Were you making a pizza? |
| 0:57.4 | I didn't cut my ear off. |
| 0:58.4 | Well, obviously. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from All Things Comedy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of All Things Comedy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

