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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Three Baths A Day

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Religion & Spirituality

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Jacqueline overhears two energy healers talking shit about a third. Ego versus essence. Not everyone spends their time in the aisles of self-help. Admiring angry. A decorative rug in the bathroom versus an absorbent stone. When ginger chews took a town by storm. Milkshake on a long car ride. Kate needs a burger twice a month. Burning $500 in the woods is an active sacrifice. Is hot sauce humor the lowest form of expression. Jacqueline invents a robe with two buttons. High school Kate goes to The Price Is Right. When a mood becomes a temperament that becomes a personality. Empowered by an EpiPen. Shower steamers are of interest. Lavender is unexpectedly polarizing? Running the bath once you’re in it. Favorite all time bath product? Water.

 

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0:00.0

Two best friends both alike in dignity.

0:05.1

Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse.

0:07.4

The hag divines when something must die.

0:09.7

Yes, that was poog.

0:10.8

But this is huge.

0:12.4

The ego loves to seek, but never to find.

0:15.2

It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.

0:20.5

I'm cold. A lot of space heater. Really? Yeah, it's fabulous. Hello. $35. Wow. That's a scary price. Because it's so cheap, I know. Yeah. Well, also, and it was very... Get on Temu? No, I got it on Amazon. You know, 10 million reviews, five-star reviews, or. Yeah, I know now you know to look at the quantity as well. Well, because my partner had a shit, Honeywell space heater. No good? Well, then I got my new one. And I go, are you joking me? I go, we're getting rid of the Honeywell. They go, we don't get rid of it. I go, yeah, we do. That's a nice color. Pretty. I read in a magazine when I was like seventh grade. It was like, I forget what it was, but I basically was like decided like I could make my lips like fuller like just by like I stick it forward and leave it there. like, it's interesting.

1:11.2

This looks like I'm blowing out my lips, right?

1:13.5

Yeah.

1:14.5

No, that's why it's interesting.

1:15.7

It's like I sometimes wonder about people think they look like family members,

1:19.7

and it's like how much of it is inherited expressions.

1:23.8

Interesting.

1:24.6

Well, a lot of it.

1:25.5

It's got to be part of it.

1:26.7

Definitely.

1:27.6

I had an interesting experience where I was looking in the mirror and I thought I looked bad and I was like really like kind of in a bad mood.

1:34.9

At home? Home mirror? Yeah. And I was sort of looking at myself and I was like, I was like not. I was like and then I was like, wait, what if I just were this?

2:20.5

Okay. War? No, were. Oh, yeah. What if I, like, the problem here is a gap between expectation and what I'm perceiving in myself to be. I go, what if I'm a wench, okay? Yeah. What if I'm hideous and like a, right? What's the worst? Yeah. Like a fucking, just a rude woman who's like grumpy and like, it's just like, what? You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah. It was like, that's an option. It's like, literally, like, it's kind of interesting. I actually go, why not? It's so baked in. Well, but you're not ugly. No, I don't, I don't, I'm not even talking like how I'm like dressing myself.

2:20.7

Okay.

2:37.3

Like, I mean like, it was actually, it was like, really it was about the soul. Yeah. Like, it was like, it was like, I was like, look at myself. Oh, you fucking like, just a grumpy asshole kind of thing. I was just like, you're a fucking asshole. You know what I mean? I was like, yeah. And there was this assumption in me that that's like, that's not what I am.

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