Three Attempts on Trumps Life
Gutfeld! Monologues
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🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:25.7 | All right. Good evening, everyone. I am Tom Shaloo. In for Greg on this very special edition of |
| 0:32.4 | Gutfeld. Let's kick some things off with some jokes. So, we're hearing more about acts of heroism |
| 0:39.1 | at the White House Correspondence Dinner, |
| 0:41.0 | and it's pretty inspirational stuff. |
| 0:43.7 | Brian Stelter used his body to shield a crab cake. |
| 0:50.1 | Chuck Schumer attempted to bore the gunman to death. |
| 0:55.4 | Kamala Harris escorted the bartender to safety. |
| 1:00.7 | Bill Clinton offered to pat down any suspicious interns. |
| 1:06.8 | Mitch McConnell stayed hidden in his shell. |
| 1:11.9 | And Joe Biden played dead. |
| 1:16.8 | King Charles is visiting the United States. |
| 1:20.5 | It's part of President Trump's plan to welcome leaders from across the Muslim world. |
| 1:26.6 | That's all right. |
| 1:28.4 | President Trump tapped the king's shoulder in a friendly gesture, |
| 1:31.7 | breaking the unwritten rule against initiating physical contact with a royal, |
| 1:36.3 | unless, of course, you're a teenager. |
| 1:42.0 | EPA Chief Lee Zeldon slammed Connecticut lawmaker Rosa DeLoro for not knowing the law on environmental regulations. |
| 1:49.8 | But DeLauro countered with the three questions she asks people who try to cross the bridge she lives under. |
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