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The White House Correspondents Association dinner erupted in chaos after a crazed gunman rushed to the security checkpoint and opened fire.

The man was immediately grabbed, tackled to the ground,

and offered his own primetime show on CNN.

Good news, though, Nancy Pelosi was safe as she was wearing a bulletproof face.

When reached for comment, Joe Biden said, it's times like these that make me glad I'm already dead.

Witnesses at the event had reported multiple shots.

Did someone say multiple shots?

Asked one woman.

Witnesses say they first heard a loud bang,

but had simply assumed that Chris Christie just tried the chili.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walts was not at the event, yet he still somehow fled the scene.

Many guests pointed out the lax security measures at the venue in the wake of the shooting.

In fact, many were shocked.

They would let in a deranged lunatic without any friends.

But true, the shooting took place at the D.C. Hilton, the same venue where Reagan was shot.

So for the rescheduled event happening in a month, organizers will look for a venue with less

chance of gunfire, like Beirut.

Most in the media present at the event expressed shock over the incident.

Although CNN's Brian Stelter wondered, why couldn't they have held the assassination attempt until after dessert?

To prevent people from entering dangerous parts of the building, the Secret Service closed off several areas.

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