"THOUGHT CRIMES IS NOT CRIMES"
The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon
4.2 • 831 Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2015
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
HBO Documentary "Thought Crimes" debuts Monday May 11, 9pm on HBO.
Mandy Stadtmiller, Jim Polk guest. "Thought Crimes" director Erin Carr was interviewed for this SPECIAL.
Gilberto Valle aka "Cannibal Cop" was an NYPD police officer.
He was arrested and charged with conspiracy to kidnap, rape, murder, cook and eat his wife and a number of other women.
The FBI had emails and chats with his conspirators, pictures and details of the plots, all obtained from his laptop.
He was convicted, and was looking at the possiblity of a life sentence.
But his sentence was overturned because a judge finally realized that everyone was completely hysterical. These were thought crimes.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I was featured in a nightline segment where the OkCupid people redid my profile. |
| 0:06.5 | What do you mean they redid your profile? |
| 0:08.7 | They just, they told me how to be more accessible and be less of a castrating bitch. |
| 0:14.6 | Wow. |
| 0:15.2 | So I could find a boyfriend. |
| 0:16.4 | Thank God they did that because you're so charming. |
| 0:18.5 | I understand the urge to work out dark sexual urges. |
| 0:26.1 | How about the urge just not have a wife and kid? |
| 0:28.4 | That's what I'm saying. |
| 0:29.4 | And unhappiness, I should only look at like hentai shit, which is like Japanese animation |
| 0:33.5 | where no women are actually being victimized. |
| 0:36.9 | They might voice it though, you know. |
| 0:38.9 | They have children drawing that. |
| 0:40.6 | They're 10 years old. |
| 0:42.8 | They whip them. |
| 0:45.3 | Pixelate those vaginas. |
| 0:48.5 | From the smallest room in New York City comes a special presentation from the New York City |
| 0:53.2 | Crime Report. |
| 1:07.0 | Does it know? No. New York City comes a special presentation from the New York City Crime Report. The Daily News reported Gilberto Vallais' arrest October 2012. A city cop with a taste for human flesh was charged Thursday with plotting to kidnap, torture, |
| 1:13.6 | slow cook, and eat women. He tracked down through law enforcement databases. And pictured |
| 1:19.8 | at the top of that article, we got our first look at cannibal cop, Gilberto Ville, posing with |
| 1:25.4 | his blurred out wife on larger than life statues of |
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