Well, what do you record child porn on? I guess just an iPhone, a good old-fashioned iPhone.

Yeah, but the thing is, then you've got to deal with the cloud. You don't know how.

But from the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

There are places with more AIDS and a higher infant mortality rate where the currency is worth less,

and female circumcision is way more

common. But Times Square is the most desperate place on Earth. Motel 6 will leave a light on

for you. Time Square will leave about a hundred million lights on constantly, and none of them are for you.

Fortunately, the lights aren't all

that's flashing. There's women painted up like horrors because they are and horrors that are

that are painted up like a goddamn work of art because they are. sexy ladies wearing nothing

but heels in a thong body painted by their artists slash

pimp before they get out there and hustle dollars from tourists sexy naked painted

women have proliferated since nude models Zoe West got arrested but one

fifteen thousand dollars suing the city with a little help from none other than Ron Kuby.

Kuby said at the time, the beauty of New York City is that a naked girl can win a nice suit.

Good, clean fun.

Joining me now, news horror, Mandy Stadmiller.

Hi, Pat.

Former reporter for The New York Post.

Correct.

For seven years.

Correct.

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