Those Crossed Eyes Are Bussin: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Taylor Swift Is TIME's Person of The Year (20:08)
Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes' exes Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig are dating after bonding over traumatic cheating experience (Page Six) (36:35)
Paris Hilton reveals one of the heartbreaking reasons she opted for surrogacy (Page Six) (39:26)
Ariana Madix Will Make Her Broadway Debut as Roxie Hart in Chicago (PEOPLE) (43:24)
'Rizz' Is Oxford's 2023 Word of the Year (PEOPLE) (50:55)

Dear Toasters Advice Segment (57:06)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Hump Day.
0:06.0	Hope everybody's having a blessed day.
0:08.0	Don't forget to hump someone you love today.
0:10.0	And there's no greater segue than that to the girl that I love.
0:15.0	There never is. I can't believe it's Wednesday. In some ways it feels like a long weekend.
0:19.0	In some ways it feels like a short week and I feel like the week is going by and I don't have enough time.
0:23.4	But on the other hand I woke up today I'm like it could be Thursday.
0:26.6	It really could be. Maybe it should be.
0:28.7	Maybe if people cared it would be Thursday.
0:31.3	Maybe if people cared about Thursday you would know what it's like for you to wake up in it not be Thursday.
0:37.0	To me it feels like Sunday because I have lived a thousand lives since we last spoke to you all on this podcast.
0:43.0	Mainly, I watched what is probably the most disturbing documentary
0:47.9	I've ever seen.
0:48.9	Wow.
0:49.9	And I'm going to call someone out
0:51.6	because I only heard about the documentary on Remy Bader's Instagram.
0:54.5	And Remy, the fact that I had to watch this, I blame you for, you should be deplatformed for putting this out in the universe.
1:00.0	Okay?
1:01.0	Did she tell you to watch it?
1:02.0	Did she recommend it or she just mentioned it?
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