Thomas Blood: The Man Who Stole England's Crown Jewels
Scoundrel: History's Forgotten Villains
KAST MEDIA | Jason and Carissa Weiser
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2022
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
On an early morning in the year 1671, a 53-year-old man named Thomas Blood enters the Tower of London to perform perhaps the most daring heist in the history of humanity. A lifelong nemesis of the English crown, Blood and his brigade of bandits channel their rage and do the impossible: Steal The Crown Jewels. Throughout his life, Blood's misadventures prove to be so bold, dangerous and deliciously audacious, they're still making historians scratch their heads 350 years later.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm an early morning, in the year 1671, shouts ring out from the Tower of London. |
| 0:13.0 | Murder, treason. |
| 0:15.0 | A pool of dark blood spreads across the stone floor. |
| 0:19.0 | Out of a doorway, staggers the figure of an old man clutching his side. |
| 0:23.0 | A large blue welt swells at his temple. |
| 0:26.0 | He's been struck with a mallet and stabbed with a sword. |
| 0:30.0 | But he doesn't let his wounds stop him. |
| 0:33.0 | He drags himself forward to warn the others. |
| 0:36.0 | He must protect the royal treasure at all costs. |
| 0:40.0 | Meanwhile, deep inside the Tower, a man who calls himself Colonel Blood |
| 0:45.0 | and his gang of ruffians are racing to dismantle a metal grate. |
| 0:49.0 | Behind its bars sits the biggest prize in all of England. |
| 0:53.0 | The crown jewels. |
| 0:56.0 | Blood is a man in his fifties with long wavy hair, |
| 0:59.0 | and eyebrows often caulked in a sardonic sneer. |
| 1:02.0 | He fidgets impatiently, as his men unscrew the cage. |
| 1:06.0 | Finally, they cast the grate aside. |
| 1:08.0 | Blood can't believe the sight that greets his eyes. |
| 1:11.0 | Treasures, sectors, orbs made of pure gold. |
| 1:15.0 | They're encrusted from top to bottom with diamonds and colorful gems. |
| 1:19.0 | Some as big as walnuts. |
| 1:22.0 | They glisten even in the Tower's dreary gloom, |
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