This Week's Top Stories - The GOP's Impeachment Dodge & Wall Street Halts the GameStop Rally

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 30 January 2021

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Republicans rely on tortured logic to resist Donald Trump's impeachment, trading firms take heat for restricting trades on GameStop, and the GOP balks at President Biden's call for unity. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Ow!
0:10.6	It is so exciting that we can finally stop spending all our time talking about Donald Trump's presidency.
0:16.6	Yes, instead, we get to talk about cleaning up the mess from Donald Trump's presidency.
0:22.6	It's history in the making once again as Capitol Hill prepares for the second Donald Trump impeachment trial.
0:30.6	Once again, the House impeachment managers will take the long walk across the United States Capitol to deliver the one article of impeachment to the United States Senate.
0:41.6	The Senate will conduct a trial of the impeachment of Donald Trump.
0:45.6	It will be a full trial.
0:47.6	It will be a fair trial.
0:49.6	But make no mistake.
0:51.6	There will be a trial and when that trial ends, senators will have to decide.
0:56.6	If they believe Donald, Donald, Donald, Donald Trump incited the erection, insurrection against the United States.
1:06.6	God damn!
1:08.6	I knew the Democrats were horny for Trump's impeachment, but that was ridiculous.
1:12.6	And you could tell by the look on his face that Schumann knew that he had blown the entire case.
1:16.6	He incited this erection.
1:19.6	Oh, damn it.
1:20.6	I guess he gets to be president again.
1:22.6	I'm sorry, everybody.
1:23.6	Now, Trump's team doesn't even have to present a defense.
1:26.6	They'll just be like, yo, you guys remember when Schumann said erection?
1:31.6	All right, guys, let's get out of here.
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