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It is incredibly disappointing that we are a full year into coronavirus

and we still cannot socialize normally.

And a lot of people thought that the end was inside two months ago,

you know, when the vaccines were approved.

But if you've been having a hard time getting a coronavirus vaccine,

congratulations again on being basic because it turns out there are millions of Americans in the same boat.

Here in the US, injection plans are entangled in red tape,

a confusing patchwork of eligibility rules and poor communications.

The country's war against coronavirus waged as 50 separate battles.

Each state now with its own vaccination strategy.

Local and state officials say the real problem is supply.

Governors angry that reserved doses promised by the federal government are unavailable.

They were lying. They don't have any doses held back.

Unpredictable allocations are causing delays and confusion across the country.

At its current pace, California won't vaccinate even half its residents until Thanksgiving.

New York's vaccines supply crisis. That's escalating too.

The opening sites at Cityfield at Yankee Stadium, Staten Island's Empire Outlets.

That's now all unhold because of the shortage.

In West Virginia, 25,000 extra vaccine doses never showed up.

If you can buy a vape pen on every corner in Los Angeles,

you should be able to get a vaccine, frankly, in every gas station.

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