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North Korea.

Over the weekend, Kim Jong-un, North Korean dictator and world's most dangerous rectangle,

hosted a surprise military parade where he showed off his brand new missiles and a brand

new side of himself.

Kim Jong-un apologized for failing to improve North Koreans' lives in an address at an

unprecedented pre-dawn military parade.

This came out at the climax of a nearly two-hour military parade in the country's capital.

The country's leader, Kim Jong-un, was seeing crying along with those in the crowd, thanking

the North Korean people for their hard work during the pandemic.

He got more emotional than I think we've ever seen.

He looks like he was standing there at the podium, sobbing.

And this went on for quite some time.

Wow, guys.

This is the day that Kim Jong-un finally became president.

I honestly can't believe that Kim Jong-un broke down in tears during the military parade.

That's how you know everyone is feeling the pandemic blues.

Even the murderous dictators like, it's too much.

It's too presumed.

All the damn in my background.

And they're like, they're a bad guy.

Although, it's really easy to admit your failures as a leader when it's impossible for anyone

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