Coronavirus Updates - Trump's Kissing Comments, Cow Hugs & An Early Warning for Trump Donors
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2020
⏱️ 15 minutes
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Summary
President Trump tells rally-goers he wants to kiss them, therapeutic cow-hugging surges in popularity, and Trump reportedly gave wealthy donors advance notice about the COVID-19 threat.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Now! |
| 0:03.6 | After a week of being forced to quarantine, Donald J. Trump is back on the campaign trail |
| 0:17.3 | doing what he loves most, spreading COVID-19. |
| 0:20.8 | President Trump returned to the campaign trail with a rally in Sanford, Florida. |
| 0:24.7 | It was his first rally outside the White House since getting out of the hospital. |
| 0:28.7 | A president threw masks into the audience as he walked onto the stage. |
| 0:32.5 | Several members of the first family were in attendance. |
| 0:35.3 | Many of them did not wear masks, including the president himself. |
| 0:38.5 | I went through it. |
| 0:39.5 | Now they say, I'm immune. |
| 0:41.1 | I can feel I feel so powerful. |
| 0:43.1 | I'll walk into that audience. |
| 0:45.1 | I'll walk in there. |
| 0:46.5 | I'll kiss everyone in that audience. |
| 0:50.5 | I'll kiss the guys in the beautiful women and every wild. |
| 0:55.1 | Just give you a big fat kiss. |
| 0:57.3 | Yes, my friends. |
| 0:58.7 | It looks like Trump has emerged from his battle with the deadly virus and it's made him |
| 1:03.4 | horny as hell. |
| 1:04.4 | I guess it's true what they say. |
| 1:06.5 | A serious illness can make you realize what's most important in life. |
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