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First things first.

How was your weekend?

Did you do like I did and have an Iran negotiations watch party?

Fire.

Right?

You know, for a while, it felt like the Iran war was slipping away from us.

Just felt like every negotiation, we just had too big a petroleum deficit to overcome.

But for those of us who believed enough to stick it out, Saturday night, out of nowhere, was the moment we've been waiting for.

President Trump says the U.S. and Iran have reached an agreement to negotiate an end to the war.

Man! Yes! I cannot believe how invested our country is in freeing maritime shipping lanes.

Give Donald Trump credit. He inherited a mess. President Obama made a deal, the Iran nuclear deal, which was a terrible deal, that horrible,

stupid deal, where President Obama paid $150 billion for nothing.

So they tried to bribe them to make a deal and that didn't work. It never works.

Unbelievable.

Exactly.

Thank you, sir.

What kind of a f***ing idiot would try and dangle billions of dollars in exchange for a deal with Iran.

We're learning more details right now about the agreement to end the war with Iran.

U.S. officials did mention that in addition to sanctions relief and the unfreezing of Iranian funds,

there could be something like a $300 billion fund to help rebuild Iran.

I guess it's that kind of fucking idiot. There you have it, folks.

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