TDS Time Machine | Father's Day
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:26.1 | tis and C's supply. The blatant corruption, disregarding the Constitution. It's how so many Republicans can see everything Trump is doing and not say anything. |
| 0:55.2 | The blatant corruption, disregarding the Constitution, that maga masturbation dance. |
| 1:03.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | Mr. President, I don't know who you've been jerking off this whole time. |
| 1:10.0 | But if they haven't come by now, they never will. |
| 1:12.6 | Okay? |
| 1:13.6 | Look, the whole point of a democracy is that the president is not an all-powerful figure who's always right and can never be questioned. |
| 1:21.6 | That sounds more like a little kid's idea of their father. |
| 1:25.6 | And I think that's the answer. |
| 1:27.6 | Republicans aren't looking for a president. |
| 1:29.8 | They're looking for a daddy. |
| 1:31.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:32.4 | And that's not me just saying. |
| 1:33.8 | It's them. |
| 1:35.0 | There are thousands of people here. |
| 1:36.7 | They started screaming and chanting daddy's home and daddy dogs. |
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