You're on the virtue.

Oh, this could get really uncomfortable here.

I'm already sensing resistance, Kristen.

You need help. You don't even know why.

It doesn't matter.

If you're doing it on your behalf,

if you're hitting us up for to catch a cheater,

whether it be war of the roses,

whether it be a Snapchat sting,

or are we sliding into the DMs of Instagram

and trying to entrap somebody.

If you're doing it,

because you want to find out something about the person you are with,

that is one thing.

But when a third party comes in,

and her jacks himself,

it's messy, and I don't like it.

So mom hit us up,

and she wants us to test her son,

who's a teenager,

to see if he is being loyal in his relationship.

Wait, wait, wait, she's testing her own son,

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