Guys, I honestly could not believe this at first. I thought it was some sort of

quite clumsy satire to be honest with you, but you know what, these are irredeemably bleak times.

The world has well and truly gone to pot and I welcome any comic relief just as a little treat,

just to break up the misery. So let me thank my heart, the conservative party,

our blessed party of government for providing a little bit of humour to lighten the mood.

Now I know some of you like really are in the Tories, just because they've overseen the worst

living standards since the 1810's, decimated the welfare state, left the NHS and other key

public services on the knees, whipped up hatred against every minority they can think of,

and generally wage war on the poor doesn't mean you can't give him credit where it's due.

Now, you may or may not have heard of Grand Chaps, he's a Tory cabinet minister, he's been

knocking around for quite a while, now Secretary of State for Energy Security and Net Zero.

Now, not the only name the big fellow goes by, he also used the student in Michael Green

when he had a second job as the founder of a web publishing business, he was also alleged

to have used Sebastian Fox and Corrine Stock Heath, which sounds like a poor no-name,

it's not honest, but not making any accusations there before an exchange of legal letters happens.

Anyway, speaking of which, he said a letter to Keir Starrmer, which is so unhinged,

so of the charts deranged, I genuinely think someone needs to stage an intervention,

so he's literally asked the Labour leader to request the Labour leader, pays for the criminal

damage, the just-stop oil attacks on the Energy Security Department, calls this morning.

I like the request, he's incited, request, it's that lovely quintessentially English-plight

quality about it, doesn't it, before some batshit demand. Oh, hello there, I'm writing to

request you pay for your obscene crimes. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's nuts. As the political

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