Hello everybody. How are you doing? I'm doing very well. Thank you for asking. I actually had my

COVID jab yesterday. I got a little Pfizer injection into my arm and I'm feeling pretty good.

Although I do have a little bit of what is known as COVID arm, I will say, which is when your arm is

just a little bit sore because obviously you've been jabbed. And I actually am also experiencing

something called COVID-Arse,

which is when your posterior becomes, what's the medical term, sort of like bootylicious.

It turns a flat pack fanny into a dump truck baddie. Is that making sense to you? It's sort of

peach-like. I'm not saying that you could bounce a coin off this

bodonka-dunk, but I'm not saying that you couldn't do that, you know what I mean? And the

doctor actually says that this is the first case he's ever seen of COVID-Arse. Apparently,

it's very rare. Well, he was actually kind of saying that I'd made it up and actually it wasn't real, but I'm pretty convinced that I have got COVID-A-S.

And to be honest, I'm loving it.

So just another incentive to get jabbed.

Obviously, it's something we should all do to fight back against this virus, but also, you know, if things get a little bit extra cheeky as a result, can't hurt. And on that note,

that bum note, let's start the show. Yes, welcome back everybody to YouTube and News the podcast.

My name is Benedict Townsend. I'm your host as always. I don't think, looking back, I don't think

we've ever had an episode of this show that wasn't hosted by me. And isn't that

an incredible achievement? Is it because there's no one else in the world who wants to host

this show? Well, that's a mean question. Why would you even ask it? Oh, it's good to be back

here with you, your crazy kids, you keep me young. And, you know, whether this is your very first

episode of the show or your millionth episode of the show. Either way, you are more than welcome to join me on this crazy roller coaster. We'll have the incredible highs of the numbers

section, the incredible lows of all the rest of the show, and the dreamy, creamy

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