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Hey, before we get started today, just a reminder that we, the plumbing boys, are currently doing a four-part live stream of the plumbing boys play slash ruin D&D with stupid old studios.

That's right, we've teamed up with our good friend and worst enemy, Adam Carnivalet, to explore the fantasy world

that is Dungeons and Dragons, and to hopefully prove once and for all that beating D&D,

it's not even that hard. Smart decisions are there for losers, and being strong and handsome

can overcome any challenge Adam throws at us. Tickets and more information are available at

sOSPresents.com, and before you interrupt me and say, hey Joel Dusha, I just looked at the dates and I'm stupid and dumb and an idiot. And even though I had every intention of buying a season pass to this event, I haven't and now I've missed it. What can I do? Well, great news, fuck wit. It's also on video on demand. You can relive our previous glories whenever you want and as much as you want. Look, your call. I mean, we've really thought of it all. So head to sOS presents.com for dates, times and ticket info. And I'll see you online.

Hey, everybody. I'm Jackson Bailey. Welcome to another episode of shut up a second. That's not how the intro goes, but who gives a shit? I'm Jack. No, I've got to say, hey everybody, I'm Jackson Bailey. Welcome to another episode of Shut Up a second.

That's not how the intro goes, but who gives a shit?

I'm Jack.

No, I've got to say, hey, everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Cass.

I'm Adam.

And today's topic is this right here.

I missed this.

By which I mean I did it.

Yeah. I missed this. By which I mean I did it. Yeah, fuck, I was laughing maniacically a moment ago at the idea of this topic.

Okay, please.

So that was planned.

Sorry, you've brought this to the table and now we're expected to believe you planned?

I can't believe you are locking this right here.

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