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Hey everybody, I'm Jackson.

No, that's not how it starts.

Bad job.

Hey, everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up for a second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Jaldusha.

And I'm Mia Mershant.

Today's topic is piercings in the tongue and elsewhere.

Oh, tongue and elsewhere.

I love, Mia, you had such a good, shocked and, like, pleasantly surprised expression.

Well, see, I'm excited because I recently got my ears pierced for the first time. Oh, that's all exciting. Show us. I've got, um... Oh, that looks dope. Oh, my God, so pretty. I've got some little diamond studs in there right now, but I went to Target and I got one of those like variety packs where you get like

16 earrings for like $6 or something. I'm like, these will definitely give me some sort of a horrible

disease, but they're very cute. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm scared to get anything pierced. Like I like

the idea of it, but I'm a coward at heart. You know? What do you want to get pierced, Jackson? I don't know. Tongue, nipples? Okay, that's an interesting place to start. Um, nipples, I can imagine you having pierced. I reckon that that would suit you, Jack. Don't be a fucking coward. Get your nipples pierced. Me and the entire audience listening to this episode agree.

Should I get my iny nipple pierced or my outy nipple pierce? Your outy nipple. They can't pierce an iny nipple. I think that you need to get both of your nipples pierced and a tattoo on the same day. I mean, honestly, just go for it, you know? just like stop being a coward, take some like Xanax or something.

What is the anxiety medication?

Is that one of them?

I don't know.

Yeah. go for it, you know, just like stop being a coward, take some like Xanax or something. What is the anxiety medication? Is that one of them? I don't know. Yeah, I think so. Maybe I get my Audi nipple pierced, my Inny nipple pierced, and then I get tattooed over the Audi nipple, Audi, and over the iny nipple, any, so people know. Oh, what about Jackson? Jackson, great idea for tattoo. So get your in inart Adi Pierce, that's the same. My plan for you in that situation, exactly the same. That remains the same. But instead, above your Audi nipple, get an arrow pointing to your iny nipple, and it says, I'm with any, and then underneath your iny nipple have an arrow pointing to the other one and it says, I'm with with that's good may i suggest an alternative yes okay so my Audi nipple i get

Audi tattooed over the top but i get the car Audi A-U-D-I yes okay and then the

iny I get any but I put an M in the front so it says mini and then underneath my breast I say

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