This Pee Bottle Mom Broke Us | Not Today, Pal

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code NOTTODAY at https://ridge.com/NOTTODAY #ridgepod - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/nottoday, all lowercase Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler are back in Studio Jeans, and things get weird fast! The two debate how much money it would take to let a random barber have free rein on their hair and talk about the awkwardness of paying friends for services. From wild semen demon tutorials and German shopping cart Olympics to Joey Swoll’s locker-room justice and a mom’s revolting “pee bottle” confession, Jamie and Rob give their brutally funny takes on every clip the algorithm throws their way. They also announce their big Not Today Game Show Special coming next week, brainstorm the rules, and close out with a love letter to Giovanni the Deli King and his perfect three-foot Italian sandwich. Have a question for Rob and Jamie? Reach out at nottodaypalpodcast@gmail.com Not Today, Pal Ep. 115 https://www.instagram.com/jamielynnsigler https://www.instagram.com/nottodaypalshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:03 - A Different Type Of Class 00:09:31 - Joey Swoll Wants You To Stop 00:16:37 - Memory Lane 00:18:34 - Clip: Pee Bottle Confession 00:28:15 - Rob Tell's A Gross Story 00:30:41 - Not Today Game Show 00:36:05 - The Deli King 00:39:10 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Not today, Kyle
0:02.0	Come home
0:03.3	What's on a hat one of the side?
0:04.7	This is a reparation.
0:06.0	You'd be a battery
0:07.0	Not today.
0:10.3	How much would I have to pay you?
0:12.3	Or would somebody have to pay you?
0:13.6	To walk into a random men's barber shop on the side of the road and get your haircut.
0:56.4	Not much. Really? Well... Just so you know, it's hard to find a guy in a random barbershop who cuts even a guy's hair good. So you're getting a bad haircut. Oh, I'm aware. I've taken my kids to many places where I'm like, what the hell did you just do to his head? So how much do I have to pay you to then you sit down and go, yeah, do whatever you want? But I'm going to like, I have long hair. They're going to like trim it or you want me to be like, use your imagination? Like it depends what you're asking here. Yeah, if you're like, yeah, do what you think looks good. You're not going to lose all your hair, but he's going to do, he's going to, he's going to change.
0:56.5	If this is for the money.
0:59.7	For the money.
1:00.2	And then I can fix it later?
1:01.8	Can I fix my hair later?
1:03.7	I don't know how much money you think you're getting here.
1:05.4	Like how long do I have to rock?
1:06.3	Well, you ask me, how much would you have to pay me?
1:08.4	Right. ask me, how much would you have to pay me? Right, that's what I'm saying. Well, I'm asking the parameters.
1:15.1	Do I need to rock that hair for a certain amount of time?
1:17.5	Like, if I can go, a month.
1:17.9	Yeah.
1:24.2	I'll take $25,000.
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