Tanner Vs The Homeless | Not Today, Pal

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/nottoday This week on Not Today Pal, Rob and Yamie dive into some of the wildest hypotheticals yet—like what your kid’s school bus driver really does between routes (hitting up a strip club maybe). The crew also debates whether four hours of porn is ever acceptable, brainstorms “Robbie Regular Jobs” as a new career path, and relives Broadway mishaps involving stuck boots and mosquito-bitten childhood trauma. Add in fake homeless millionaires, sad Austin strip clubs, and a surprise Jay-Z + Sopranos story, and you’ve got an episode that’s better than singing at a Nets game. Have a question for Rob and Jamie? Reach out at nottodaypalpodcast@gmail.com Not Today, Pal Ep. 114 https://www.instagram.com/jamielynnsigler https://www.instagram.com/nottodaypalshow https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:21 - School Bus At A Strip Club 00:06:56 - New Orleans 00:09:48 - Robby Real Jobs 00:15:21 - The YMH Crazy Test 00:20:10 - The Homeless 00:26:32 - Memory Lane 00:29:17 - Back To YMH Crazy Test 00:31:35 - Mosquito Allergy 00:34:24 - Beauty & The Embarrassed Beast 00:39:45 - Rob The Doorman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Not today, Kyle.
0:02.0	Come home.
0:03.0	What's up and hat one of the time?
0:05.0	This is a rubber at a train.
0:06.0	Battery.
0:07.0	Not today.
0:08.0	I saw something here that I'm like, this could be one of the coolest or saddest or worst things I've ever seen.
0:16.0	I don't know.
0:17.0	Like, it struck me at first.
0:18.0	It's like, that's cool.
0:19.0	But then I was like, this might not be.
0:20.0	So I drove past, I drove past a strip club.
0:24.7	You know, it's the afternoon.
0:26.5	And parked outside of it was a school bus.
0:30.9	So my thought was, is there a school bus driver who drops the kids off at school?
0:35.6	And then he's like, you know what?
0:37.3	Now it's
0:37.6	my turn to have a little fun like what is that's what I think interesting because whenever I drive
0:43.6	by strip clubs during the day like at like a one 7 a.m. okay maybe they're like still hanging on like
0:50.6	like 1.32 p.m. You're like, who's in there?
0:56.1	School bus drivers. Maybe. Apparently. They got to kill the time before the pickup. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. And you know what also? They have to kind of take the edge off before that because the kids are crazy, right? Mm-hmm. You got a school bus full of kids. They're going nuts. How do you not, you know, you get all the come out.
1:11.7	And you're a happiest school bus driver there is.
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