Welcome to Rachel Uncensored, one of the few places on the internet that you can find an uncensored version of me.

Hello, I'm Rachel Ballinger, and welcome back to another solo episode.

Today is supposed to be a guest episode, but I am switching this week and next week,

because I got a little special something, something for you guys

next week. Don't worry. You'll like it. So I just had to switch the two days. Sorry, you're getting

another solo. Ho. I'm a solo. Nope. I was going to attempt to freestyle rap. And we all know

that's just not going to end well for your ears or my ego okie-doke

how's everybody doing today i hope it is swell all right i'm going to dive right into

the joke of the day because i actually think it's quite funny i did not make this up i read it

and went and so i hope you do the same.

Oh my God. Sorry, I just got really distracted. I just glanced over and saw Blaze's leash that he

uses every day. Or he used to use every day. It's the one his dog walker uses now. But it was a

lavender and now it is a brown gray. and I just realize how absolutely disgusting it is.

I should wash it. I should wash the dog's leashes. That's a thing, right? If I put them in a,

because they're all cloth rope. If I put them like a mesh bag, I can put those in the wash, right?

I'll Google that. Okay, sorry, very distracted, very easily.

Here we go. Joke of the day. How do you know if a vampire is unwell? Because he'll be a coffin.

He'll be coffin. He'll be in a coffin. They sleep in coffins, but when you're unwell, you cough.

Brun, shh. Ha ha ha ha, ha. You liked it and you know it. You liked it. Don't lie to me.

You can't sneak much by me. All right. Fine. We'll move on. We'll move on to what I've learned

this week. So we, I think I mentioned this already. We won't hit on it too hard, but areas that

are more conservative and more religious are the areas that search the most trans porn.

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