Welcome to Rachel uncensored. One of the few places on the internet that you can find it

unverted. How did I mess up my intro? I've done the wrong intro before, but I don't think I've

ever fully messed it up in that manner. One of the few places on the internet that you can find

an uncensored version of me. Hi, I'm Rachel Bounder, and welcome back to another solo episode. Last week we had my beautiful, amazing, perfect girlfriend, Miss Abigail. And you guys seem to like her. I need you to keep that energy up. Because the more you shower her with praise, the more likely she is to do something, which is to come back on, she'll come back

on the show whenever I ask. But I'm always like, they loved you. And then she's like, oh, really?

And she's more likely to come back on. You know, you got to, you know how that works? Give a little

praise, do a little thing. Get down tonight. Boom, bum, bum, get down tonight.

Sorry.

Please, can you settle, please?

I'm not joking.

Animal sense right when you need to get up and right when you're about to start something important.

The second, I'm on the couch for like an hour.

And then in my mind, I'm like, okay, in two minutes, I need to get off this couch and go shower or go work out or do my work. You know, whatever. I got a long list of things I need to do. Everybody does. We're adults. And right when I think that, my cat Stevie goes, mm, yes. What a perfect time to come on to your lap and take a nap.

And she jumps on me and is all cute and cuddly and purring.

I'm like, I was literally just about to get up.

What the fuck?

And then Blaze, he's sleeping like a prince on his bed.

He's not doing anything.

And then I'm setting up.

I'm doing stuff.

I've been sitting here for like 20 minutes at this desk.

And the second I hit record, he's like, yeah, I got to go sniff around.

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